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General Discussion => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: Nitishajack on April 20, 2014, 05:57:41 PM
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, ’Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"
Granny replies, "f**k the pills, son, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"
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Yes, sure.
What does one tomato say to another one, but running late?
catch up.
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